Microsoft lackey Pete Dodd today revealed that Xbox Live's No. 1 officer, Major Nelson, is on a fad diet to celebrate the release of the new Xbox One Titanfall bundle. While it's not clear why the man known as Larry Hryb is on the diet, Dodd openly questioned whether the new meal plan would work:
@tordavis @TyrantII @thuway @shinobi602 @ElTorroGAF Microsoft is eating A LOT of money with this titanfall deal. It was a risky move.
— atFamousmortimer (@atPeteDodd) March 13, 2014
While it's unclear what Hryb hopes to gain from the diet -- whether its to enhance his training through Kinect Fitness or prepare for Kinect Sports Rivals -- Dodd wisely raised the question of whether it the eating plan was safe.Major Nelson's behavior is reminiscent of the actions of people who suffer from the disorder pica (no relation to Pikachu). People with pica frequently eat items that are not food and have been known to have complications, such as this case of a man who swallowed enough coins to buy two PlayStation 4s (accounting for inflation).
We hope Hryb is sticking to paper money, as expensive as that may be.
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